Monday, April 28, 2008

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Free $10, RFID, and the Invasion of Privacy

A few days ago, I got a notice in the mail from Chase Card Services notifying me that from now until June 6, 2008 I will get $10 back if I make 3 purchases using their 'blink' transaction feature. A 'blink' transaction is one where all you do is hold your card up to a little pad and it automatically performs the transaction. It utilizes a RFID chip inside your credit card that emits a radio signal to the little pad that acts just like swiping your card, except you don't have to swipe it. It works just like a Speedpass does for gas stations, or a FasTrak , or the I.D. badges that communist party officials have to wear in China so that Big Brother can keep tabs on them. It's the same exact thing.

I love free money (and so does my credit card compay) so I am planning on taking full advantage of this opportunity to rack up the rewards and to have my personal purchase information used to generate personal adds that will one day greet me as I enter my local 7-11. "Hello, Mr. Lucre," a bright, yet hologram 6 year old boy will say, buy me last pape'? I'm a sucker for little coughing kids.

The terms of the deal are as follows:

  1. Shop at participating a shoppe
  2. Wave your card in front of the potentially privacy stealing device
  3. Get paid $10 for your trouble
The participating locations in my area are Arbys, 7-11, CVS, and Office Depot. The only place we really shop at is the CVS, but we haven't gone in several weeks. I don't want to go out and buy some random piece of crap just because I want $10 free bucks so it may turn out that we end up buying three packs of gum in three different transactions during the same visit to CVS on June 5th. A more likely scenario is that we don't make the three purchases but instead buy two pieces of crap that we don't really need and miss out the deal of the century. Go figure.

RFID related articles:
RFID Journal - first independent media company that solely covers RFID devices
Researchers See Privacy Pitfalls in No-Swipe Credit Cards - NYT, October 2006
Credit cards with radio tags speed purchases but track customers, too - Boston Globe, August 2006
A Hacker's Guide To RFID - Forbes, July 2004
RFID Chips Are Here - Security Focus, June 2003

Thursday, April 24, 2008

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Simplify Your Savings in 5 Simple Steps

Could your savings use a lift? Is your wallet a little thin? Could you stand to pad your bank accounts? The equation for doing so is pretty simple. It looks something like this:

Earned Money - Spent Money = Saved Money

You see, the mechanism for saving money is simple. All it takes is making more money than you spend and spending less money than you earn. Its simple, but not easy. Many of our savings resemble a poor, underfed pig rather than the fat, succulent creatures that put bacon on the table. In fact, 43% of Americans make a habit of spending more than they make (Source: How does your debt compare?) That is a lot of people! For these their saved money equation is all out of whack and resembles something like this:

Spent Money = Earned Money + Saved Money (Borrowed Money)

That is a scary. When this is us, our ship is getting battered by the waves of life or our consumerism has taken over, possessing us with Legion like ferocity. Instead we all want our equation to look something like this:

Earned Money - Spent Money = Saved Money

Nice fat earnings, small spending, and large savings. We may want to save lots of money for different reasons, but we all want to save. Here are five simple (though not always easy) steps to make that equation a reality.
  1. Determine what you really need - this is by far the most important step to increasing the amount of money that you can save. Most stuff you simply don't need. iPods? Nope. Cell phones? Nope. Cheesy crunchy gorditas? Well ... maybe ... oh well, I guess not. You see, if you can wrap your mind around the notion that you really don't need all that much to live, be happy, and make an impact on the world around you then you are jet set on becoming a multi-millionaire when you don't even make that much money. Your power to save increases dramatically when you realize what your real needs are.
  2. Set up a budget - I have already talked about how budgets are wise and help keep you sane, but they also help you save - a lot. Budgets can be extremely simple, especially if you have already pared down your life to the necessities. All you need to know is how much you need to get by on, then pad it a little, and let this number become your spending limit. Let's just say that you make $1800 a month and need to spend $1300 on food, shelter, and necessary transportation for the month. You might pad this number up to $1400 to cover unexpected or irregular expenses. This is all the money that will be spent for the rest of the month. If you are not disciplined with the use of credit cards, you might want to withdraw that money from the bank at the beginning of the month and keep it stashed at your house somewhere. You cannot go to the bank again (obviously you will in a real emergency) and you cannot use any credit cards. Simple, right? It might be hard psychologically, but it is simple. Your time period could be the time between paychecks, a week, or a day, it really doesn't matter. It just needs to be concrete, achievable, and helpful for increasing the amount of money that you can save.
  3. Transfer all remaining money into your savings accounts - whatever time period you choose for your budget, set up automatic transfers from you checking account to your savings for the amount you expect to have left over. By automating the process you don't have to remember to do the transfers yourself and you only have to revisit it when you get a raise or a new source of income or category of expense pops into your life. By precommitting your money in this way it may deter you from spending more than you need to.
  4. Find ways to make money -another equally important part of saving more money is to find things that you like to do that earn you more money. Work smarter at your place of employment, pick up a profitable hobby, start a side business, or even work the kinchin lay. All will make you money with some varying degree of success. Don't kill yourself with work, but be useful for goodness sake.
  5. Kill temptations -especially if they are your friends and then take the money that they have in their wallets. The cops will never suspect you! Coffee, computers, Cubs tickets, trips to Circus Circus, Carnival Cruises, and chillin' like a villain all have their place in your life, but sometimes they are just there to tempt you away from things that you really want. Sometimes it's just time to show those temptations whose boss by scaring them away with your creepy Suze Orman paraphernalia. Conversely, you can conjure up all the hopes and dreams you have for your future and compare that to the transient pleasure that you will derive from a drug laden beverage that "helps you wake up in the morning." Your dreams will win if they are worth anything.
Simple, but not easy.

Image: Nieve44/La Luz

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

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I'm Pregnant!



If all goes according to plan, by early November 2008 my wife and I will be the proud parents of a strapping young lad, like me. My wife thinks it is going to be a girl, but I know better - boy all the way baby!

I am simply overjoyed with the thought of being a dad. There will be so much life to share with our little one, I simply can't wait until he is born and ready for interaction. I hear that most of the pregnancy and very early infancy is mostly mother-baby bonding time, but I'm still pretty excited to see my wife's belly grow and to hold a squirming, messy baby as it enters the world. I want to see his eyes and think that one day this child of mine will spread love in the world and shine brightly for all to see. I'll get to learn his thoughts and know his heart. I am sure there will be struggles - sleepless nights, financial stresses, and serious parenting errors - but I know that it is going to be worth it.

I think that you can expect to see more baby related posts in the future as I prepare our finances for the onslaught of baby. I have numbers to crunch, diapers to evaluate, money to earn, last chance vacations to make, and countless other decisions to make over the next several months that I am sure some of my research and thinking will leak onto my keyboard and into your brain.

Does anyone know of some good baby cost projection stuff? I am really interested in how much baby will add to our monthly budget in food (after breast feeding), diapers, wipes, etc during the first year or two. I absolutely *need* these numbers for my planning purposes.

Monday, April 21, 2008

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Simplify Your Savings

Photo by: helmet13

There are a million and one ways to increase your savings. But for people like me, simplicity is essential to maintaining a long term involvement in managing money. If you make things complicated for yourself than you are never going to stick with it, because chances are you would much rather be doing something else. Using gimmicks and little tricks may provide some psychological benefit, but in the end I find that they add unnecessary clutter to savings goals and prove difficult to track - thus adding inefficiencies, frustration, and confusion into an otherwise simple equation:

Earned Money - Spent Money = Saved Money

The goal is always to save more money. Some people choose to do this by earning more, others by saving more (some even do both, hurray for frugal capitalists). Most people don't really have a hard time over complicating the idea of earning more. That's probably because most people have one job that they can easily track their income from because their employer writes them a check every few weeks and deposits it in the bank for them. Simple enough. It might get more complicated when a person is self-employed or when they have many different income sources that are constantly coming in, but this is naturally complicated. They didn't artificially complicate it. Oh how I long for this type of complication!

Then there is spending less. Everyone and their mother seems to have a magic money saving dance that somehow taps into the power of powerless ancestral spirits, thereby transporting large sums of money into Magic School Buses that shrink everything and deposit them in your inner ear. Unfortunately, most people destroy this money carelessly with a Q-tip during their morning ritual rather than do the hard core Rumpelstiltskin and rip themselves in half, thus magically transform the small money into regular size money (that is what the fairy tale left out). Don't worry the Magic School Bus will come back and sew you up.

Now most people really don't do magical dances, but it sure seems like they do sometimes. Instead they come up with little tricks, like putting all your spare change into your savings account. Spare change? Are you going to get rich by putting that $0.72 into your savings account because you bought a 20 oz. soda from the supermarket for $1.28? Is that really saving? Investing your spare change that you created through buying stuff, though technically classifying as saving more in that you do put more money in the bank, is not really saving. It is like taxing yourself for making purchases that you probably should not have.

I say abandon these gimmicky approaches and simplifying your savings. Increasing your savings should be about:
  1. ... keeping more of the money you earn - this means that you need to actually spend less in order to keep more. Increases in spending are like a plague that eats away at future earning potentials by turning your current store of cash into someone else's store of cash. This is good for their savings, but not for yours. Really reduce spending by sticking to the necessities. Buy stuff when you need it, go without it when you don't.
  2. ... your long term objectives, not your short term realities -sometimes we just can't help focusing on what is happening right now, but it really does help us when we step back and get the big picture. Your current want may be hindering your future want, so be careful what you give in to. Remember to keep a balance though, there are a lot of things that are more important than money.
  3. ... changing the world - you ultimately want to have a lot of money so that you can help a lot of people, right? Good, because I can't think of a better reason to have lots of money than to do lots and lots of real good with it. Financial independence may be what some people want, but not me. I want lots of money so that I can increase the quality of life of thousands upon thousands of people.
Ideally, one day I will be able to generate massive amounts of income while spending such a small amount of it that I create this self-perpetuating world improvement fund that grows and grows while it helps change the world. I'm not sure if I will make, but I know that I'm going to try.

Why do you want to save more? What's keeping you back from saving? Leave a comment here or feel free to send me your thoughts on my comment form.

Friday, April 18, 2008

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Save Money On Big Vacations With A Cabin Rental

I was browsing the internet recently and came across an idea that I had already known for sometime.  It is that it is better to rent a cabin, house, or condo on vacation than it is to get a hotel.  The website I was looking at was Gatlinburg Cabin Rentals and it had some good information in a post titled Gatlinburg Cabin Rentals Save Money. This particular individual was able to cut down costs to $25 per night for a group of 15 people to comfortably stay in one three bedroom cabin in Gatlinburg Tennessee. That is amazing. All that saved money could be used for more productive things, like:

  • Providing for the physical needs of a child less fortunate
  • Help improve the quality of life for someone with a terminal illness
  • Help one dyings child wish come true
  • Save it for you grandkids
  • Feed a homeless person
This is a great thing to do with all that extra income.  What do you think?

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

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Hump Day Humor: Cheap Admission

Having money is great. Saving money to have more when you need it is always a good idea and it always pays off. But there is a conspiracy out there to separate me from my money. Whenever I want to use some service or to obtain some type of good, may it be in the form of some type of edible treat or skin warming fabric, people want to charge me money for it. I can't stand being charged for things that I need to survive, so when I stumbled upon a nice little scheme to get me 50% off the price of admission to various places of necessity I was shocked and awed by its subtle elegance. You see, with a little guile, a small amount of assembly skills, and an extremely flexible (or smallish) companion, you will never have to pay the full price for admission ever again.

Here is how it works:

  1. You and a buddy (spouse, teenage child, friend, grandparent, total stranger, or pooka) decided what you want to pay half price to go see - it could be a movie, sporting event, or fair
  2. Together you requisition a child transportation device (CTD) made popular by various celebrities because if you are going to save a few bucks you might as well do it style
  3. Make sure one of you can fit in it - adjust the CTD accordingly if one of you cannot
  4. Reinforce said CTD to support the weight of a grown man - you never know whne you might need it
  5. Go to your location
  6. One of you get inside CTD - be sure to cover it so that the people think that there is a baby inside the CTD
  7. Pay for one (1) admission
  8. Enter venue
  9. Wait till lights dim(or enter restroom ) and escape the CTD
  10. Subterfuge completed
In case you think that his is just a little too far fetched, check out this video that proves that this will work 100% of the time - no questions asked:



Since this obviously works, let us to turn our attention towards where we might be able to go in order to take full advantage of the massive money saving potential that these kind hearted individuals opened our eyes to. In San Diego and its environs this scheme could pay off big at:
*All genders welcome. You don't even have to be the "child's" parent. Score!

Now that is a lot of savings! If you are a truly ambitious individual you could forgo the friend and just try and get some random stranger to claim you as their child as they wheel you into a movie theater for free - for free! All they would have to do is park you inside the restroom of your choice and you could enjoy an unlimited number of free admissions to all sorts of destinations.

Greedy-people-who-want-to-take-my-money-for-their-goods-or-services: 0
Steward and Family/Friends/Random internet strangers: 1

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

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Random Website Metrics and the Carnivals

The Carnivals
Both the Carnival of Personal Finance and the Festival of Frugality are up and running. The Carnival of Personal Finance #148 is up at Gather Little by Little. My post on outsourcing to your kids was included as an editors pick. In Glblguy's comments on my article he made a good point that when we outsource tasks to our children it is important that they have a voice in the proceedings. Otherwise it turns into a masked form of slavery, and nobody wants that!

Kyle from Rather be Shopping was also kind enough to include my article about money poetry in the massive Festival of Frugality #121. Thanks!

Website Metrics
Now on to my random website metrics. Today I was playing around with Google Analytics and fell quickly in love with their Map Overlay feature. It tells me how many people have accessed my site from different countries around the world (19 from Germany - w00t!) which can then be broken down further into states and then cities. I decided I wanted to take a look at my U.S. stats since January 1, 2008. I noticed that I have had visitors from every state in the Union. Some states brought me way more traffic than others and this got me thinking, "I wonder if the number of people who have come to my site is equally distributed across the United States given that different states have different population levels?" It was spreadsheet time.

Here is the fruit of my 6 minutes of labor in all its glory:
The far right column is the hits to population rating. A value of 1 in this field would be a completely proportional number of hits for the number of people estimated to live in a given state. The average rating for my data is 0.95, which tells me that on average I have have a fairly disbursed reading public. The median number is .79, indicating that I may have some states that supply me with more visitors per population than other states.

I'm not really sure what this information does for me (very little I think), but it sure seems interesting. I may try do this again someday, but right now I'm just content to save it and store it away somewhere in magical computer information land.

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Credit Card Woes and Weird

First the woes - I got hit with a $39 late fee yesterday because my due date was on a Sunday (why?) and when I made the payment on its due date it wouldn't except it until Monday, a day late. Talk about a bummer. I will try and call my credit card company and see if all the advice I've read about calling and asking them to waive a late fee for a loyal payer will work. Time will only tell. What makes it even a bigger bummer is that on Friday I knew that this type of thing was going to happen so I reminded myself on the bus to remember to do it once I got home. I think reading Oliver Twist on the ride home was not the proper step to take to ensure that I would remember. I think from now on I will pay the credit card as soon as I get the statement. Its may cost me a few pennies in interest, but it will save me $39. If I can't get the fee waved then it is really going to cut into the free $100 I am getting from them for making my purchases with their card. Stupid 39% stupid tax.

The other weird thing that happened with my credit card is that our limit mysteriously jumped by 40%. That is kind of good since the amount of available credit that you use is a factor in determining your credit score. I don't imagine that our spending will increase with this new limit so that will hopefully improve our credit score some over the next few months.

Lesson learned: Pay your credit card bill on time

Friday, April 11, 2008

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Money Poetry - How I Lost Hundreds By Being a Scaredy Cat

I like poetry. It's fun to read and even more fun to write. I enjoy the rhythm that well crafted words can have as they sit on a page - their hidden accents crying out to be given voice. Most of the poetry I have read in my life has not had much to do with money. It's mostly about love, or beauty, or love, or the violence inherent in the system, or love. Mostly it is just about love. My favorite poet is probably William Blake - he has this craziness about him that I find appealing and interesting. He didn't really write about money either, so that is what makes this little bit that I found the other day all that more interesting.

Let wealth come in by comely thrift,
And not by any sordid shift:
'Tis haste
Makes waste;
Extreames [sic] have still their fault;
The softest Fire makes the sweetest Mault.
Who gripes too hard the dry and slip'rie sand,
Holds none at all, or little in his hand.

Robert Herrick, from Hesperides and His Noble Numbers
This snippet is from a poem that comes to us from a work published in 1648. I think, though, that its wisdom is timeless. Except for the part about the Fire and Mault, which probably meant something 360 years ago but means absolutely nothing to me now, this stuff makes a lot of sense. It teaches me to:
  1. Be honest about how I make my money - read comely thrift > sordid shift. Look mom, it rhymes too.
  2. Avoid get rich quick schemes and wasteful choices - they only lead to you looking like an idiot and losing money (and maybe turning some form of cold, sweet, and delicious treat into a pool of hot, saccharine, disgusting liquid because it gets exposed to fire)
  3. Holding on to money too tightly is a surefire way to lose some of it.
That last one is pretty deep and it reminds me a lot of Princess Leia, who is only 16/17 as wise as Yoda so she is still pretty wise. It particularly reminds me of how when I was still in high school I entered into a reasonable sum of money due to some deaths in my immediate and extended family. At its peak I probably has close to $15,000 in the bank. Unfortunately, that is exactly where it stayed - earning me practically nothing. I had a brother who recommended I invest it in a mutual fund or a CD, but I was too scared to lose some of it investing and was deeply concerned that a CD just wasn't liquid enough for me and the ripe old age of 17. I mean I could have needed $15,000 at any minute! I held onto my money way too tightly, didn't take any risks, and ended up paying for it in terms of never realized gains. Money is a tool, so use it like one.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

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Outsource To Your Kids Already!

Modern society has lost its ability to successfully employ its children. Don't worry, I am not about to advocate we abandon child labor laws or that we continue to exploit the world's poor through sweatshops and wage slavery. What I am about to do is argue that we can successfully employ our children to do things that promote the health of our family, teach our kids the way that markets work, and save us a dollar or two in the process.

Outsource When You're Too Lazy To Do It Yourself
Many times the best time to outsource to the fruit of your loins is when you're simply too lazy to do whatever it is that needs to get done yourself. Let's use supplying lunch at work as our case study. Everybody needs to eat. Buying lunch at work can be expensive while packing a lunch can be time consuming. When faced with taking 10 minutes to pack a lunch or spending $7 bucks to buy some food many people choose to go ahead and pony up the cash. I certainly don't make $42 an hour (~$87,000 annually) so paying that much for someone to supply me lunch is absolutely insane. I'd rather skip the meal than live so wildly outside my means. But what if I am chronically lazy and genuinely can't overcome the gravitational pull of my couch (or am honestly "too busy")? What can a brother do? Pay your kids to to do it on the cheap.

If you are going to outsource your lunch making anyway you might as well keep that money in the family. A Third Grader should be able to pack some left overs into a container for you to take with you to work. Heck, they might even be able to put an apple in a bag, make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich ala Clever Dude, and throw in a bag of chips. It could take them all of twenty minutes and you could pay a 7-9 year old a dollar for their time. That way you eat the food that you already bought and get to be lazy - at the same time. How sweet is that?

There are other benefits to outsourcing your lunch preparation to your children as well:
  • It forces you to teach your child at an early age the nutritional content of food so they don't stuff your bag full of 100 calorie Snack Bags or poop friendly yogurt. You may like the taste of these products but they will only lead to lots of time on the john and that can hurt your productivity at work. But at least your digestive system will be regulated.
  • It will help teach your child to think about others. Since they are providing a service to a customer/parent they will need to know what you like and how you like it. It also gives them a great opportunity to leave you cool little notes or draw you neat pictures of how one day a sea creature came to your house and ate the dog, but that is okay because your child crawled in the creatures mouth, saved the dog, and found enough treasure to rule 10 islands in 2nd Life with a fist as hard as iron and a touch as soft as satin.
  • Because your employee is a child, it will force both of you to learn to communicate with each other. Anything that fosters communication between you and your child has to be a plus since the strains of the day can easily creep in and steal precious parent-child moments. Now you can always start a conversation with you child by saying, "So about my lunch tomorrow ...." Isn't that precious?
  • It can replace the inefficient "allowance." Those things suck and leave kids feeling like their parents owe them money or stuff when parents don't owe them anything. Now you would be able to get your kids to do real work if they want to get real money.
  • Any good work teaches the value of a dollar, and if you treat your child with respect and dignity as you employ them in the service of your appetite then they just might learn how much one of the multicolored things that pass as greenbacks these days is worth.
  • With some luck, your careful parenting and outsourcing (because you are lazy) might get your child to work hard for the rest of their life. Instilling a good work ethic is a great gift a parent can give a child as it will help them until they one day have children of their own to let them be lazy.
So what are you waiting for? If you have kids whip out a contract and have them sign it in blood. If they fail to meet its draconian requirements send them to bed without any supper. That'll show them for being so trusting and incompetent at the same time!

But seriously, think about if your child would be ready for this type of responsibility. Would it be a good vehicle to teach them a little something about you, their parent, as well as a little something about money? You could couple it with lessons on saving money, investing, teaching them what it takes to run and own their own business (a lunch making business is still a business), or how to work and have fun doing it. When it comes down to it, outsourcing work to your child (if they are young) may actually take more of your time than doing it yourself, but the benefits for your child are probably worth the effort on your part. So this can be a classic win-win-win if everything goes according to plan.

P.S. I expect a 10% commission on money saved by my brilliant idea. That's why there are three wins in the above paragraph. You win by being a good parent, your child wins by learning life skills, and I win because you will make me rich for my expert* advice. Checks can be sent to the follow address:
Santa Clause
North Pole
Me and him are tight from our summers of hunting for tadpoles and playing Jail Break on our street. He will be sure to forward all the cash along to me.

*I am not an actual expert, but my advice is.

Monday, April 7, 2008

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Free Jamba Juice

If you have a Jamba Juice near where you live or work then be sure to head there on April 8th (tomorrow) before 10 AM for a free smoothie! I won't be able to take advantage of it because of my commute - but my wife will.

Friday, April 4, 2008

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Bike Commuting: Is it for me?

I am currently in the serious consideration phase of becoming a bike commuter. The weather is starting to get really nice here in San Diego and I would love to spend a few hours each day enjoying the open skies and brown (but temporarily green) countryside. Here is a quick little list of some of the pros and cons of that I have thought of that are currently influencing my thought process.

The Pros

  • Good exercise - the extent of my current exercise regimen is 3 miles of walking per work day coupled with some light calisthenics thrown in to keep me alert as I sit at my desk. If I switched to biking my total mileage traveled under my own power would increase 633% per week and I would be spending 1400% more time exercising. That's a lot of nuts.
  • Same approximate commute time - right now taking the bus gets me from door to door in about an hour and 10 minutes each way. In order to duplicate that with a bike commute I would only have to average 10 mph, which seems doable to me even though I haven't commuted on a bike ever. Who knows, I may get faster once I start doing it regularly and beat the bus to work.
  • I wouldn't have to buy a bus pass - $64 saved each month. Well probably not saved, just shifted towards bike maintenance - but by maintaining my own bike each month I will gain some skills that I could one day sell to others. That way that $64 will go to making me more useful to myself and to others instead of going to "the man" who runs the San Diego public transit system.
  • I wouldn't have to worry about a car - I really don't worry about a car for me right now anyway since we only have one car that my wife uses, but I could continue in this state of abnormality for longer still. No insurance premiums, no maintenance costs, no gasoline, no car washing - talk about money saving. I haven't crunched all those numbers yet, but I probably will soon as I weigh out this idea in more detail.
The Cons
  • I don't already own a bike - that means I have to go out and buy a new product that I have no experience in. Buying stuff is not something I am good at. In fact, I suck at shopping - especially when it is something that is needed. So not only will I have to research something new, I will have to go to a store and ask questions and try things out and weigh different options, all the while hoping I am not going to waste hundreds of dollars on something that doesn't really meet my needs. Why does shopping have to have risks?
  • I have never cycled such a long distance before - 11 miles one way turns into 22 miles round trip. I would be logging 110 miles a week. That is a lot of miles. To mitigate the immediate impact on my body I would probably just bike one way until my legs can get adjusted to the strain, but that is still a lot of miles. Most people I have seen on this internet thingy say they ride about 12-15 miles for their whole commute. I would be doing twice as much. Is that doable?
  • I would have to use a very busy road that over one stretch has high speed traffic - here my inexperience coupled with an idiot driver could result in serious injury or death. Accidents are relatively rare, but they still do happen.
  • I would have to shower and change once I got to work (or stay stinky all day because I sweat like pig) - really, I sweat like a pig. When I was still wresting in college I would drink about 5 pounds of water during a practice and still loose 3 pounds of water weight by the end. That means I would seep about 1 gallon of liquid from my skin over the course of a 3 hour practice. Of course that was seriously rigorous physical activity, but I think it might be carried over to a bike commute.
  • I would need to carry my lunch and clothes on my back or bike - this could be awkward, dangerous, or both. I'd much rather have a nice warm breakfast and fresh change of clothes magically appear at work than have to lug it around. Genies are expensive so I don't expect on hiring one anytime soon.
  • I'd have to bike even if I didn't "feel" like it
I'm not sure which side will win, but I am hoping that the pros do. Bike commuting just sounds like it could be more fun than riding the bus and I like the idea of having a rock hard, functional body. I may even get my butt back! Hurrah for abnormally large butts!

This definitely needs a thorough financial analysis as well, but I just wanted to get some of my other considerations down since not everything is about money. I plan on going to a bike shop soon to see what type of bike I'd be looking for and just how much it might cost. I am not looking forward to it, but it must be done.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

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March Budget: Friends Steal Your Money

As per our blogger/blog reader agreement, here are the numbers for our monthly spending:

This would have been another month of stellar budgeting skills had it not been for a thieving friend and a case of pay-a-bill-twice-for-no-reason syndrome that snuck (or is it sneaked - you decide) up on me without warning. Our thieving friend is getting married and my wife simply had to throw one of those before-you-get-married-you-should-have-one-of-these parties that ended up accounting for $75 worth of expenses that landed in our Misc budget line. Add to that my thoughtless double payment on my wife's cellular policy we would have done even better this month than last, running about $140 under budget - which isn't too shabby if you ask me. The only good news here is that we were still under budget and that I won't have to pay our cell phone bill next month - which may translate into a killer month next month, unless some other friend of ours decides to steal our money too. *shakes fist at air indiscriminately*

Our food budget crept up this month to $2.25 per person per day. I little while back I tried to live off less than a $1 a day for food for an entire week (it was fun, you should try it) and I am thinking of doing it again sometime soon for possibly as much as a month. I ate mostly beans and rice, spinach, and a few apples - so I may have to try and do some food diversification if I make a run for a whole month. It will be interesting to see to how my body handles the decrease in calorie consumption given that I now walk about 3 miles a day to get to work. If I end up doing it I will be sure to post all the info here as per our blogger/blog reader agreement. Agreements are agreements after all.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

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Net Worth for March 2008 - I Am Legend Edition

The doom and gloom that I predicted last month did not materialize in the month of March, but it should have. Our net worth grew by 5% this month, or $1,126 according to my NetWorthIQ profile. Of that $1,126, $1,040 came from our tax refunds that we received from the Golden State and Uncle Sam. If we had not received this refund our total growth would have been $86 or 0.38%. Instead of the graph that you see on the right hand side of your screen with the nice upward slope you would have seen something that would have looked like this:Like I predicted last month, this graph has a striking similarity to the negative parabola of doom seen here:
Now our situation isn't really all that bad, it's just fun to draw a negative parabola of doom. But even if our financial future really does resemble this bleak one - I could always hope that a future cure for cancer morphs into a virus that wipes out 95% of humans, turns about 4% into freak of nature, zombie-esque mutants, and leaves less than 1% of humanity as we now know it. Then I could walk by piles of cash and not even think about picking up a penny of it - I wouldn't even have to check my bank account balances anymore. Talk about liberating. It might be a little lonely - with all those empty buildings and quiet streets - but there are always trade-offs for financial stability. Man-made apocalypse here I come! (I Am Legend)